nfl season started yesterday according to twitter and the lack of attention i got from my boo! i was so neglected that i did the unimaginable, i downloaded candy crush wahhhh the tragedy!! see i'm a basketball kind of girl, so come november i'm all over espn catching up with the nba and ncaa but football...i'm just not that into it. but i do love football season because this girl right here is a wing whore and sunday funday is all about the wings!! but i'm used to being very single during football season (well all seasons but i'll spare myself the reality of that) so my sunday funday consisted of me and my girls going to a bar that was blasting music, the game in the background, drinks pouring, and wings a coming! but this football season a boy that i likes actually likes me back so i'm on good behavior so the wild party girl sunday funday's are going to have to take a time out so i needed a new sunday funday "thing". this year that "thing" is a suicide pool. let me see if i can explain: a suicide pool is a pool in which each week i pick a team to win. if my team wins, i advance to the next week; if my team loses, i'm out...finished for the season. the catch is you can only pick each team once in the season. i'm in this pool with a bunch of guys who take it very serious so i had to put my game face up and figure out a strategy for the season. my strategy: pick the team with the hottest player! this is a serious pool, 135 participants and a $2,700 prize!!
here's my email conversation with the host guy in regards to my week 1 pick:
host man guy: just a reminder, picks are due today.
me: raiders for me
host man guy: you sure?
me: one of the players is really hot! but okay fine give me oakland.
host man guy: the raiders are oakland.
me: oh ok in that case give me the chicago bears, they have a hottie too!
host man guy: that's a new strategy, pick the team with the hottest guys. lol. so please confirm you want the bears?
me: confirmed!
guess what?! while i was playing candy crush the bears won! so i'm now one step closer to the prize and a legend in this years suicide pool! not to mention my boo thinks i'm so into football but i'm actually just so into the hottie in the uniform!! check me out little miss nfl!! hello sunday funday!!
say hello to the gorgeous heaven sent by jesus christ himself man that made me a winner!
like john legend said "
even when i lose i'm winning"
if it means looking at that piece of gorgeousness!
matt forte, thank you boo!
now excuse me while i go on my man hunt for next weeks hottie!!