i recently celebrated my 27th birthday, it was absolutely amazing so full of love and super intimate...pure perfection. but for the first time ever i actually felt like i was getting older. please tell me i'm not alone here, tell me you experienced at least one of my "shit i'm almost 30" moments!
- i had 2 too many drinks the night before my birthday that i wasn’t able to consume alcohol at any point of my birthday weekend
- i went to three parties my birthday weekend: one for a two year old, a five year olds, and a set of 13 year olds
- i didn’t wear a “freakum dress” or “in da club dress” at any point during my birthday celebration
- in fact i didn’t even buy any new clothes for my birthday
- when i said i didn’t want anything for my birthday except to be surrounded by loved ones i meant it
- i cried for the entire week leading up to my birthday for no apparent reason, it was like birthday pms
- i got home from my birthday "party" before 11:30pm, it started at 8:00pm
- i received a gift certificate to a doctor’s office
- and was happy about it
- i was mistaken for being at least 3 years younger by at least 5 people (this one is just an ego booster for me)
- (until #10 was followed by:) “you look good for your age” wtf does that even mean? i’m done!
- my lovely younger sister now starts every sentence with “you’re practically 30 jacqueline"
- 99% of my pintrest boards are about: weddings, nurseries, and home diy
- i spend 99% of my nights on pintrest building my dream home and planning my future childs christmas photoshoots
- hangovers last a solid three days and are brought on by only two drinks
- i stopped giving a shit what people think about me
- being in a healthy relationship is normal now
- i laugh at the stupid shit i did in my "younger years" aka last year but don't regret it
- the guaranteed morning "flat stomach" is no longer guaranteed
- i am turning into my mother
- my savings account actually has something in it
- the only part of the mtv vma's i related too and understood was the n*sync reunion
- junior high and high school kids annoy the shit out of me because they're so disrespectful, fresh, and obnoxious
- people are encouraging me to get knocked up, it wouldn't be frowned upon even though i'm not married. it's like people are watching my biological clock for me
- nick at nite used to be: i love lucy and bewitched now it's full house and friends wtf?
- sleeping in for me is waking up at 9am
- the fact that i have this many "shit i'm almost 30" moments
