sorry i’ve been missing, apparently people have missed me i truly feel loved...no sarcasm at all i promise (shocker)

where have i been you ask?

trying to break up with my boyfriend! why you ask? because this is the secret to single and he is ruining my image here! i look like a fool: “oh hi welcome to my site “the secret to single” don’t mind the 6’3’’ manly man madly in love with me in all of my obnoxiously lovely rainbow and butterfly should be the default picture in frames pictures!” what a fool!! this site was built to show you inside my life as a single chick in nyc who goes on the worst dates ever and bam the day my site goes live mr. romance walks in, picks me up, straps me in, and takes me on lovelance rollercoaster…what a fucking bastard I can’t believe him! who does he think he is trying to ruin my image!? anyways i couldn’t escape so i’m here in a relationship that is pintrest worthy or belongs on ig page for the cutest couples ever that make single people curse our names. and i will be damned that after i paid the money for my name, website, and reputation that i’m going to let some guy take that away from me so here it is “the secret to single” a site from a taken girl stuck in a single girls world! luckily i’ve gone on enough shitty dates in my life to be well versed in that topic but been treated like the little bitchy bratty prince (not princess I’m kind of butchy) that I am to not be bitter. oh and be prepared to gag…we have the same name, yup my boyfriend’s name is jack and because i’m such a lady i go by jacq as well.

check out the arm fat on me...sexy mama! but my underarm is doubling as serious muscle in the back arm!